Of course you don’t “find it worthwhile enough to actually do,” because you, me and most other women are quite capable and comfortable creating our own fantasies. Which, BTW, is why men have a hard time making it as providers in the Phone Sex Industry: Women rarely call phone sex lines.

Some callers are vanilla in their everyday, will never act on their BDSM desires, and just want a fantasy to which to masturbate. Others occasionally sneak off for a round of Pro Domme play and use phone sex as a kinda panacea until the next time.

Then there is a group of men who may or may not practice any BDSM in their everyday lives, but their fantasies go way beyond what they can get or particularly want to really happen. This would include impractical and/or beyond-the-pale-dirty stuff such as castration, domination by a relative, coprophilia, etc.

So, here I am, providing and outlet, but always reminding my callers that — just like them — I’m your typical, everyday person who likes kinky fantasies.

Does that kinda-sorta make sense?