A sissy slave is taught to answer the phone more quickly:
Pull your right testicle out of the right leg of your sissy bloomers.
Ohhhh…
Right now. Do it.
Yes, Mistress.
Now place the bottom of the iron on that testicle, Thomas. Hold it there while I count to three. Don’t dare take it off. And don’t you dare scream.
Yes, Mistress.
One. Two. Three. Are you crying, Thomas?
Yes, Mistress.
Good. Do you think you will answer the phone within two rings the next time I call?
Read the whole story: Ironing Day