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Pervertible Glass Table
A perhaps fanciful comment on human furniture engineering:
We converted it from one of those glass-topped tables that sometimes have an umbrella in the center. Now there’s a suspension net underneath, where a person can lay on their back. We center their genitals in the middle, where the umbrella hole is and leave their head dangling back on one end. We replace the glass tabletop, careful not to pinch anything, then clamp it in place with luggage buckles which are attached to the table’s rim in six evenly spaced places. The pressure of that immobilizes whomever is in the net below, but if its too much, we can adjust the net points too. With men, we bring their penis out of that hole where the umbrella would have gone and fasten a small cone collar to it. -I think its to keep gerbils from biting themselves or something- Anyway, then it can be a centerpiece, or used as an m&m dish. How delicious when they reach in and brush your penis, only to come away with some candies to relish!
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