I’m not a female supremacist but in an alternate timeline I could easily imagine being a Victoria Catherine Supremacist. This is an extract from her wonderful description of a dog house for the human male pet. I’ve bolded two paragraphs because safety enhances the beautiful image conjured up.
The dog house would have a door that locks closed and completely covers the entrance opening. This is so the boy could truly be locked away.
The dog house door would be attached with fasteners that could if needed be kicked away from inside. This is so a boy would be safe in our care.
The dog house door would contain a smaller door within itself, just large enough to allow a dog dish to be placed inside. This is so a boy could be fed and watered if he was spending a great deal of time inside.
The dog house roof would have fresh air vents installed at opposite ends. This is because boys seem to insist on breathing.