Thomas writes wonderfully well of his happily kinky marriage. Recently he asked has his Mistress Wife’s chauffeur:
Two women who were walking down the path looked over at me and one said to the other:
“It looks like someone’s getting picked up.”
The other one looked me up and down and said to the other, jokingly: “I want one.”
I was very nervous. I was sticking out, embarrassed, and, of course, loving every single minute of it. I stayed put.
Finally, after an excruciating number of minutes, Mistress Laura shows up. I walked up to her and took her briefcase and papers and followed behind. As she neared the car, she slowed down and I opened her door for her. I stashed her things in the back and I went around and got behind the wheel.