Elizabeth is quite a treat:
I’m embarrassed to say that I did a google search on the terms “spanking Christopher Meloni” a few months back. I don’t think I would have been embarrassed if my search turned up any results, but in the whole World Wide Web, I’m apparently the only person who harbors a fervent desire to bend him over, tie him up, and put him on the receiving end of a long afternoon with a leather strap, followed by unmentionable intimacies.

Oh, NO! You are not the only one . . . he so needs a good spanking.